
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Devin
to have vigorous passion; an endless sexual appetite
He was so devin! He went all niiight looong!WTF!?
2.) Your age?
18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be considered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country. LOLOCOASTER
3.) One of your friends?
Amanda
A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.
1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice! 
on a side note: the urban dictionary definition for Erica is.... >.> odd
4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.NO, JUST NO.
5.) Favorite color?
Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car. >.>
6.) Birthplace?
Michigan
1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.
2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!! LMFAO

7.) Month of your birth?
March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. You know it

8.) Last person you talked to?
mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom? 9.) One of your nicknames?
Paco
1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' tacos, burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.
2. Paco is that drunk Mexican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)
3. A rascist term that refers to a sterotypical Mexican-American.
4. A Spanish name that is derived from Native American roots that literally means "gold eagle".
Driver 1: ehhhhhhhhh Paco!, need a ride?
Paco: yeah man, how do you get to the hood?
Passenger 1: Fuck You!
Passenger 1,2,3,4: Lets jump his drunk ass! fantastic

OH MY GOD